THE THREE ROSES Joke
A
woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because
her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor
to
keep the operation a secret as she is embarrassed and
does not want anyone to
find out. The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from the operation and finds three roses
carefully placed
on her nightstand. Outraged, she
immediately calls the
doctor and says " I told you not
to tell anyone!"
The doctor replies, "Don't worry, I
didn't tell a soul!"
When the woman inquires about the
roses the doctor says,
"Oh, those! The first rose is
from me. I felt bad because you went
through this all by
yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted
me with your operation and has been through this procedure
herself, so
she understands what you're going through.
And the third rose is from
the guy upstairs in the burn
unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."