A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because
her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to
keep the operation a secret as she is embarrassed and does not want anyone to
find out. The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from the operation and finds three roses carefully placed
on her nightstand. Outraged, she immediately calls the
doctor and says " I told you not to tell anyone!"
The doctor replies, "Don't worry, I didn't tell a soul!"
When the woman inquires about the roses the doctor says,
"Oh, those! The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went
through this all by yourself. The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted
me with your operation and has been through this procedure herself, so
she understands what you're going through. And the third rose is from
the guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears."