THE TERMINAL DIET Joke
A man returns from a foreign holiday and is feeling
very ill. He goes
to see his doctor, and is immediately
rushed to the hospital to
undergo tests.
The man wakes up after the tests
in a private room at the hospital,
and the phone by his
bed rings.
"This is your
doctor. We've had the results back from your tests
and
we've found you have an extremely nasty STD called G.A.S.H.
It's a combination of Gonorrhea,
AIDS, Syphilis, and Herpes!"
"Oh my gosh," cried the man, "What are you going to do,
doctor?"
"Well we're going to
put you on a diet of pizzas, pancakes, and
pita
bread."
"Will that cure me???"
asked the man.
The doctor
replied, "Well no, but... it's the only food we can
get
under the door."