The 85-Year Old Joke
Had to laugh at this
one!!
A man
goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in hospital.
"How are you grandpa? he
asks.
"Feeling
fine," says the old man.
"What's the food like?"
"Terrific, wonderful
menus."
"And
the nursing?"
"Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you."
"What about sleeping? Do
you sleep OK?"
"No problem at all nine hours solid every
night. At 10
o'clock they bring me a cup of
hot chocolate and a
Viagra tablet ... and that's it. I go out like a light."
The grandson is puzzled
and a little alarmed by
this, so he rushes
off to question the nurse in charge.
"What are you people doing," he says,
"I'm told you're
giving an 85-year-old man Viagra on a daily basis. Surely that can't be
true?"
"Oh, yes," replies the nurse. "Every night at
10 o'clock we give
him a cup of chocolate
and a Viagra tablet. It
works wonderfully well. The chocolate makes him sleep, and the Viagra stops him
from rolling out of
bed."