This guy goes into the drug store and asks the pharmacist where the
tampons are. The pharmacist directs him to aisle 4. The man comes back in
a few minutes with some toilet paper and some cotton balls.
The pharmacist asks the man, "Excuse me, it's none of my business, but you
asked where the tampons were, and now you come to me with toilet paper and
cotton balls. Why?"
The man responds: "Well, last night I sent the old lady to the store for a
carton of cigarettes, and she brought me a tin of tobacco and some papers.
Tonight, she can roll her own!"