Tampons Joke
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This guy
goes into the drug store and asks the pharmacist where the
tampons are. The pharmacist directs him to aisle 4. The man
comes back in
a few minutes with some toilet paper and
some cotton balls.
The
pharmacist asks the man, "Excuse me, it's none of my business, but you
asked where the tampons were, and now you come to me with
toilet paper and
cotton balls. Why?"
The man responds: "Well, last
night I sent the old lady to the store for a
carton of
cigarettes, and she brought me a tin of tobacco and some papers.
Tonight, she can roll her own!"