A guy goes into a bar and sees
a beautiful woman. After an hour of gathering
up his
courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would
you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
She yells, "No, I won't sleep with
you tonight!"
Everyone in the
bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly
and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his
table.
After a few minutes, the
woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles
at
him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate
student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond
to embarrassing
situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you
mean $200?"