A little
old lady goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor I have this problem
with gas, but it really doesn't bother me too much. My
farts never smell and
are always silent. As a matter of
fact, I've farted at least 20 times since
I've been
here in your office. You didn't know I was farting because they
don't smell and are silent."
The
doctor says, "I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week."
The next week the lady comes back. "Doctor," she says,
"I don't know what the
hell you gave me, but now my
farts...although still silent...stink terribly."
The doctor says, "Good!!! Now that we've cleared up your
sinuses, let's work
on your hearing.