An elderly woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her
husbands sex drive.
'What about trying Viagra ?' asks the doctor.
'Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy ( who else) he won't even take an
aspirin for a headache.
'No problem' replies the doctor . 'Drop it into his coffee, he won't
even taste it'. 'Try it and come back in a week to let me know
how you got on'.
A week later Mrs. Murphy goes back to the doctor and he inquires as
to how things went.
'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor'.
'What happened?' asks the doctor.
'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee'. 'The effect
was immediate'. 'He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table,
at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make
passionate love to me on the tabletop'. 'It was terrible'.
'What's terrible?' said the doctor, 'was the sex not good?'
"Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years but, I'll
be able to show my face in McDonalds again.