Sex Drive Joke
An elderly
woman goes to the doctor and asks his help to revive her
husbands sex drive.
'What about
trying Viagra ?' asks the doctor.
'Not a chance' says
Mrs. Murphy ( who else) he won't even take an
aspirin
for a headache.
'No problem'
replies the doctor . 'Drop it into his coffee, he won't
even taste it'. 'Try it and come back in a week to let me
know
how you got on'.
A week later Mrs. Murphy goes back to the doctor and he
inquires as
to how things went.
'Oh it was terrible, just terrible doctor'.
'What happened?' asks the
doctor.
'Well I did as you
advised and slipped it in his coffee'. 'The effect
was immediate'. 'He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery
off the table,
at the same time ripping my clothes off
and then proceeded to make
passionate love to me on the
tabletop'. 'It was terrible'.
'What's terrible?' said the doctor, 'was the sex not
good?'
"Oh no doctor, the sex
was the best I've had in 25 years but, I'll
never
be able to show my face in McDonalds again.