Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr.
Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed
"Hysteria and Posteriors."
The doctors didn't find it acceptable, so they suggested
The town didn't like that either and countered with "Catatonics
Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the papers, and
"Manic-depressives and Anal-retentive."
"Minds and Behinds."
"Lost Souls and A**holes."
"Analysis and Anal Cysts."
"Queers and Rears."
"Nuts and Butts."
"Freaks and Cheeks."
"Loons and Moons."
None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally
on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."