Psychiatry and Proctology Joke
Two doctors opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading, "Dr.
Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and
Proctology."
The town fathers were not too happy with the sign, and they proposed
"Hysteria and Posteriors."
The doctors didn't find it acceptable, so they suggested
"Schizoids and
Hemorrhoids."
The town didn't like that either and countered with "Catatonics
and High
Colonics."
Thumbs down again. By now the story was in the papers, and
suggestions began
rolling in:
"Manic-depressives and Anal-retentive."
"Minds and Behinds."
"Lost Souls and A**holes."
"Analysis and Anal Cysts."
"Queers and Rears."
"Nuts and Butts."
"Freaks and Cheeks."
"Loons and
Moons."
None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally
settled
on "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds
and Ends."