Four women were
playing golf.
The first teed off and watched in
horror as her ball headed directly toward
a foursome of
men.
One of the men immediately grabbed his
crotch and fell to the ground in agony.
The woman rushed
over to the man and began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help," she begged.
"I'm a professional physiotherapist, and I can quickly
relieve your pain."
"No, I'll be okay,
just give me a minute,"
he said, as he rolled on the
ground in the fetal position,
still clasping his hands
over his crotch.
The woman
persisted and insisted she could help, so the man finally agreed.
She gently took his hands away from his crotch.
Then, she loosened his pants and began to gently massage
his privates.
"Does that feel better?" she asked.
"It feels great,"
he said, "but my thumb still hurts like crazy."