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Optometrist
An optometrist was instructing a new employee on how to charge a customer:

"As you are fitting his glasses, if he asks how much they cost, you say '$75.'

If his eyes don't flutter, say... 'For the frames. The lenses will be $50.'

If his eyes still don't flutter, you add... 'Each.'

By Steve C
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