No Luck With The Ladies Joke
A man walked into a therapist's office looking very
depressed, "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like
this." "What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
"Well, I'm
35 years old and I still have no luck with
the ladies. No
matter how hard I try, I just seem to
scare them away."
"My friend,
this is not a serious problem. You just need to
work on
your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up
and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are
a
good person, a fun person, and an attractive person.
But say
it with real conviction. Within a week you'll
have women
buzzing all around you." The man seemed
content with this
advice and walked out of the office a
bit excited.
Three weeks later
he returned with the same downtrodden
expression on his
face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the
doctor. "It
worked alright. For the past several weeks I've
enjoyed
some of the best moments in my life with the most
fabulous looking women." "So, what's your problem?"
"I don't have a problem," the man
replied. "My wife does."