Midget balls Joke
Once there was a midget who complained to his
buddy
that his
testicles ached all the time. As he was always
talking about his aching
testicles his friend suggested that he go to
the doctor & see what
he could do to relieve the problem.
The midget took his advice and went to the doctor
& told him what
the problem was. The doctor told him to
drop his pants & he would have a look.
The midget dropped
his pants & the doctor put him
up onto the examining table & proceeded to look for
the
trouble.
The doc put one finger under his left testicle and told the
midget to cough, which he
did.
"Ah! Ah!"
mumbled the doc and putting his finger
under the right one asked him to cough again, which
he did.
"Ah!
Ah!" said the doctor and reached for his surgical scissors.
Snip, snip, snip on the right side & then
snip,
snip,
snip on the left side & he told the midget to pull up his
pants & see if it
still ached. The midget was delighted as he
walked around the doc's
office and his testicles were not aching.
"What did you do Doc?" he asked.
The doc replied..."I
cut two inches off the top of your cowboy
boots!!"