At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female
doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks
her to dinner and she accepts.
As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses
herself to go and wash her hands.
After dinner, one thing leads to another and they
end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot,
the female doctor interrupts and says she
has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back
they go for it.
After the sex session, she gets up and says she is
going to wash her hands. As she comes back the male
doc says, "I bet you are a surgeon."
She confirms and asks how he knew. "Easy, you're
always washing your hands."
"That's very clever" she says, "I bet you're an
"Wow, how did you guess?"
"I didn't feel a thing!"