How Long Doc? Joke
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Josh goes to the doctor's
office complaining of not feeling well.
The doctor runs
some test on him and in a few minutes comes back in.
The doctor says, "Josh, sit down. I've got some bad news.
You don't have much time to live." Josh is obviously
upset about this, but asks,
"How much longer do I have
doc?"
The doctor says, "10."
Josh says, "10 what? 10 weeks...10
months...10 years?"
The doctor
replies, "9...8...7..."