Two doctors and an HMO manager died and lined up at
the pearly gates for
admission to heaven. St. Peter asked them to identify
doctor stepped forward and said: "I was a pediatric
spine surgeon and
helped kids overcome their deformities." St. Peter said,
enter." The second doctor said "I was a psychiatrist. I
rehabilitate themselves." St. Peter also invited him in.
The third applicant stepped forward and said, "I was
an HMO manager. I
helped people get cost-effective health care." St. Peter
said, "You can
come in too." But as the HMO manager walked by, St.
Peter added, "You
can stay three days. After that, you can go to hell"