A husband and wife were playing on the ninth green when she collapsed from a
heart attack. "Please dear, I need help." she said.
The husband ran off saying, "I'll go get some help." A little while later he
returned, picked up his club and began to line up his shot on the green.
His wife, on the ground, raised up her head and said, "I'm may be dying and
"Don't worry dear. I found a doctor on the second hole who said he'll come and
"The second hole??? When in the hell is he coming???"
"Hey! I told Ya not to worry." he said, practice stroking his putt. "Everyone's
already agreed to let him play through."