The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's
top
hospitals, and during her tour of the floors she
passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "that's disgraceful, what
is the meaning of this?"
The
doctor replied, "That man has a very serious
condition
where the testicles rapidly fill with semen.
If he
doesn't do that 5 times a day, they'll explode,
and he
would die instantly." "Oh, I am sorry", said
the Queen.
On the next floor they passed a room where a young
nurse was giving a patient oral sex.
"Oh my God", said the Queen, "What's happening in
there?"
The Doctor replied, "Same
problem, better health
plan."