A young doctor was just setting up his first office when his
secretary told him there was a man to see him. The doctor
wanted to make a good first impression by having the man
think he was successful and very busy. He told his secretary
to show the man in.

At that moment, the doctor picked up the telephone and
pretended to be having a conversation with a patient. The
man waited until the "conversation" was over. Then, the
doctor put the telephone down and asked, "Can I help you?"

To which the man replied, "No, I'm just here to connect your

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