GOLF COURSE Joke
A guy out on the golf course takes
a high speed ball right in the
crotch. Writhing in
agony, he falls to the ground. He finally
gets himself
to the doctor. He says, "How bad is it doc? I'm going
on
my honeymoon next week and my fianc�e is still a virgin in every
way."
The
doc said, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it
heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So
he took
four tongue depressors and formed a neat little
4-sided bandage and
wired it all together. It was an
impressive work of art.
The guy
mentions none of this to his girlfriend. They marry and on
their honeymoon night in the motel room, she rips open her
blouse to
reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the
first time he ever saw
them. She says, "You are the
first, no one has ever touched these
breasts."
He pulls down his pants, whips it
out and says, "Look at this, it's
still in the
crate!"