A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she
becomes pregnant and they
don't know what to do.
About nine months later, just
about the time she is going to give birth, a
priest goes
into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to
the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on
the priest, I'll give
the baby to him and tell him it
was a miracle."
"Do you think
it will work?" she asks the doctor.
"It's worth a try," he says.
So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the
priest. After the
operation he goes in to the priest and
says, "Father, you're not going to
believe this."
"What?" says the priest. "What
happened?"
"You gave birth to a
child."
"But that's
impossible!"
"I just did the
operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your
baby."
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must
tell his son the
truth. One day he sits the boy down and
says, "Son, I have something to tell
you. I'm not your
father."
The son says, "What do
you mean, you're not my father?"
The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is
your father."