A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they
don't know what to do.
About nine months later, just about the time she is going to give birth, a
priest goes into the hospital for a prostate gland infection. The doctor says to
the woman, "I know what we'll do. After I've operated on the priest, I'll give
the baby to him and tell him it was a miracle."
"Do you think it will work?" she asks the doctor.
"It's worth a try," he says.
So, the doctor delivers the baby and then operates on the priest. After the
operation he goes in to the priest and says, "Father, you're not going to
"What?" says the priest. "What happened?"
"You gave birth to a child."
"But that's impossible!"
"I just did the operation," insists the doctor. "It's a miracle! Here's your
About fifteen years go by, and the priest realizes he must tell his son the
truth. One day he sits the boy down and says, "Son, I have something to tell
you. I'm not your father."
The son says, "What do you mean, you're not my father?"
The priest replies, "I'm your mother. The archbishop is your father."