FIVE SURGEONS Joke
Five surgeons are discussing who the best patients are to
operate on. The
first surgeon said, "I like to see
accountants on my operating table,
because
when you open them up, everything inside them are
numbered."
The second
responded, "You should try electricians! Everything inside them are
color coded."
The third surgeon said, "I really think librarians are the
best; everything
inside them are in alphabetical
order."
The fourth surgeon
chimed in, "You know, I like construction workers...they
always understand when you have a few parts left over in
the end, and when
the job takes longer than you said it
would."
But the fifth surgeon
shut them all up with this observation, "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's
no guts, no heart,
no spine and
the head and butt are interchangeable."