Five surgeons are discussing who the best patients are to operate on. The
first surgeon said, "I like to see accountants on my operating table,
when you open them up, everything inside them are numbered."
The second responded, "You should try electricians! Everything inside them are
The third surgeon said, "I really think librarians are the best; everything
inside them are in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimed in, "You know, I like construction workers...they
always understand when you have a few parts left over in the end, and when
the job takes longer than you said it would."
But the fifth surgeon shut them all up with this observation, "You're all
wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no spine and the head and butt are interchangeable."