Facts Joke
Kinsey Report - "Sexual Behavior In The Human
Male" 98% of males
(including married men) admitted to
masturbating. Average: 3 times per week.
(and... 85%
admitted premarital sex; 50% admitted adultery)
(Kinsey,
et al. 1948)
Current population - 134,349,027 *MEN* in
the United States
(www.census.gov 7PM-EST
02/01/2000)
ASSUMPTION
---
It takes at least ten minutes (on average)
for a man to masturbate.
LET'S DO THE NUMBERS ---
134,349,027 men in the United States X 3
wack-offs/week= 403,047,081 wack-offs/week
6
ten-minute-periods/hour X 24hours/day X 7days/week = 1,008
ten-minute-periods/week
403,047,081 wack-offs/week /
1,008 ten-minute-periods/week = 399,848 wack-offs/ten-minute-period
399,848 wack-offs/ten-minute-period X 98% (Kinsey Factor) =
391,851 wack-offs/ten-minute-period
CONCLUSION ---
At any
given moment (on average), 391,851 men in the United States are wacking-off.
So... be careful who you shake
hands with!