Examination Joke

A man went into the proctologist's office for his 
first exam.
The nurse told him to have a seat in the examination
room and that the doctor would be with him in just a
few minutes.
When the man sat down and began observing the tools,
noticed there were 3 items on a stand next to the
doctor's desk.
1. A tube of K-Y jelly  
2. A rubber glove  
3. A beer    
When the doctor finally came in, the man said
"Look   Doc, I'm a little confused. This is my first
I know what the K-Y is for, and I know what   the
glove is for,
but can you tell me what the BEER  is for?"    
At that the doctor became noticeably outraged and
Out the door.   The doc flung the door open and yelled

Dammit, nurse! I said A BUTT LIGHT

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