Two doctors
in practice in a small country clinic had to hire a new nurse
when the one they had won the lottery and quit. They
interviewed Nurse Nancy
and decided to hire her. She
had only worked two days when one doctor called
the
other to his office and said that they would have to let Nurse Nancy go.
"Why, we just hired her?"
"Well, I
think she is dyslexic and get thing backward. I told her to give Mr.
Smith two shots of morphine every 24 four hour, but she
gave him 24 shots in
two hours and it
almost killed him. I told her to give Mrs. Jones an enema
every twelve hours
and she gave her twelve in one
hour."
The doctor have barely finished his reasons when
the other doctor rushed out
of the room. "Where are you
going in such a hurry?" the doctor asked.
"To see Nurse
Nancy, I just instructed her to prick Mr. Hill's Boil!"