Three men met at a party, and it wasn't long until the
conversation got around
to their line of work and what
kind of cars they drove. "I'm a veterinarian,"
said the
first fellow. "So, naturally, I drive a white 'Vet." As they smiled and
nodded, the second man said, "I own a sign company, so I
drive a purple Neon."
Now the third guy was suddenly
quiet until he was egged on by the other two.
"Well," he
finally said, "I'm a
proctologist... and I have a brown Probe."