Bubba's wife finally talked him in to going to the
doctor,
as he had not been feeling well.
After the Doc examined him he sat both of them down and
told them he would still need a stool sample,
a specimen of urine, & and a semen sample.
Bubba looked at his wife and asked.."what does all that
mean?".
She answered..."he needs a pair of your dirty
underwear!'.