A man was just coming out of anesthesia after a series of
tests in
the hospital, and his wife was sitting at his
bedside. His eyes
fluttered open, and he murmured,
"You're beautiful." Flattered,
the wife continued her
vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later,
her
husband woke up and said, "You're cute." Startled, she asked him,
"What happened to 'beautiful?'" He replied, "The drugs are
wearing
off."