Annual Check Up Joke
An
80-year-old man went for his annual check up and the doctor said,
"Friend, for your age you're in the best shape I've
seen."
The old man replied,
"Yep. It comes from clean living. I know I live a
good,
clean, spiritual life."
The
doctor asked, "What makes you say that?"
The old man replied, "If I didn't live a good, clean life
the Lord wouldn't
turn the bathroom light on for me
every time I get up in the middle of the
night."
The doc was concerned.
"You mean when you get up in the
night to go to the bathroom, the Lord
Himself turns on
the light for you?"
"Yep," the
old man said, "whenever I get up to go to the bathroom, the
Lord turns the light on for me."
Well, the doctor didn't say
anything else, but when the old man's wife
came in for
her check up, he felt he had to let her know what her husband
said.
"I
just want you to know," the doctor said. "Your husband's in fine
physical shape but I'm worried about his mental condition.
He told me that
every night when he gets up to go to the
bathroom, the Lord turns the light
on for him."
"He what?" she cried.
"He said every night when he gets
up to go to the bathroom, the Lord turns
the light on
for him."
"Aha!" she exclaimed.
"So he's the one who's been peeing in the
refrigerator!"