Gay Chip goes into the doctor's office and has some tests run.
The doctor comes back and says, "Chip, I am not going to beat around
the bush, You have AIDS."
Chip is devastated. "Doc, what can I do?"
The doctor says, "I want you to go home and eat 5 pounds of spicy
sausage, a head of cabbage, 20 un-peeled carrots drenched in hot
sauce, 10 Jalapeno peppers, 40 walnuts and 40 peanuts, 1/2 box of
Grapenuts cereal, and top it off with a gallon of prune juice."
Chip asks, "Will that cure me, Doc?"
"No, but it should leave you with a better understanding of what your
ass is for."