80-YEAR OLD Joke
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An 80-year-old man is having his annual check-up. The
doctor asks him how
he's feeling. "I've never been
better!" he replies. "I've got an 18-year-old
bride
who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers this for a
moment, then says, "Well, let me tell you a
story. I
know a guy who's an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one
day he's in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his
umbrella instead
of his gun. "So, he's in the woods, and
suddenly a grizzly bear appears in
front of him! He
raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes
the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him."
That's impossible! Someone else
must have shot that bear."
"Exactly."