A lawyer's wife dies. At the cemetery, people are appalled to
see that the tombstone reads, "Here lies Phyllis, wife of
Murray, L. L. D., Wills, Divorce, Malpractice,"
Suddenly, Murray bursts into tears. His brother says, "You
should cry, pulling a stunt like this!"
Through his tears, Murray croaks, "You don't understand! They
left out the phone number!"