A priest and a lawyer died and went to heaven. They were met by Saint Peter
at the gate, who told them he would be giving them some transportation to get
around in. He gave the lawyer a big white limousine. The priest was given a
bicycle. The priest said "wait a minute" you gave the lawyer a limousine and
me a bicycle. Why is that? St. Peter replied, oh we get a lot of priests in
Heaven, but this is the first time a lawyer has made it.