A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He
stepped out for a smoke, only to realize that he had lost his
cigarettes. In the middle the room, under the carpet, was a bump.
"No sense pulling up the entire floor for one pack smokes," he said to
himself. He proceeded to take his hammer and flatten the hump.
As he was cleaning up, the lady came in. "Here," she said, handing him
his pack of cigarettes. "I found them in the hallway."
"Now," she said, "if only I could find my sweet little hamster."