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Caring Lawyer
One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his
limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He
ordered
his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man. "We
don't have any
money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along
with me then." "But
sir, I have a wife with two children!" "Bring them along!
And you, come
with us too!", he said to the other man. "But sir, I
have a wife with six children!" The second man answered.
"Bring them as
well!" They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task,
even for a
car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows
says,
Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with
you."
The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about
two
feet tall!
By TavliKing
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