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ATTORNEYS
Two attorneys boarded a flight out of
Seattle.
One sat in the window seat, the other sat in the middle seat. Just
before take-off, a physician got on and took the aisle seat next to
the
two
attorneys.
The physician kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was
settling in
when the attorney in the window seat said," I think I'll get up
and get
a
coke." "No problem," said the physician, "I'll
get it for you."
While he was gone, one of the attorneys picked up the physician's
shoe
and
spat in it.
When he returned with the coke, the other attorney said, "That
looks
good, I
think I'll have one too." Again, the physician obligingly went
to fetch
it
and while he was gone, the other attorney picked up the other shoe
and
spat
in it.
The Physician returned and they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.
As
the
plane was landing, the Physician slipped his feet into his shoes and
knew
immediately what had happened.
"How long must this go on?" he asked. "This fighting
between our
professions? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and
pissing
in
cokes?"
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