Three Legged Chicken Joke

 A man was driving along a rural road one day when
 he saw a three legged chicken.  He was amused
 enough to drive along side it for a  while, as he was
 driving he noticed the chicken was running 30 mph.
 Pretty fast chicken, he thought, I wonder just how
 fast it can run. So he sped up and the chicken did
 too!  They were now moving along  the road at 45
 mph!  The man in the car sped up again, to his 
 surprise the chicken was still running ahead of him
 at 60 mph!!!
 Suddenly the chicken turned off the road and ran
 down a long driveway leading to a farmhouse.  The
 man followed the chicken to the house and saw a
 man in the yard and dozens of three legged
 chickens.  The man in the car called out to the
 farmer "How did you get all these three legged
 The farmer replied, "I breed 'em.  Ya see it's me,
 my wife and my son living here and we all like to
 eat the chicken leg.  Since a chicken only has two
 legs, I started breeding this three legged  variety so
 we could all eat our favorite piece."
 "That's amazing!" said the driver "How do they
 "Don't rightly know, can't catch 'em."

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