A father, passing thru his son's college town late one night on a business trip,
thought he would pay a surprise visit to the boy.
Arriving at the frat house, he knocked on the door. After several minutes of
knocking, a sleepy voice drifted down from a second floor window. "Whaddya
"Does Jimmy Duncan live here?" asked the father.
"Yeah!" replied the voice. "Dump him on the front porch again and we'll take
care of him in the morning."