Coca Cola announced today that, starting
immediately, all cans of soda
destined for Palm Beach County, Florida will be clearly stamped on
the
bottom
"OPEN AT OTHER END!"
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The Florida Department of Transportation has finally come up with a
reason
for all the intersection accidents in Palm Beach County, Florida. No
one
knows what the arrows mean!
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Newly released statistic: 87% of the 'blue hairs' in Palm
Beach County,
Florida used to be blondes.
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A recount has been ordered of all bingo card winnings over
the past five
years in Palm Beach County, Florida.
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It was a simple mistake in Palm Beach County, Florida. After
all, the
names
'Gore and Buchanan' look almost exactly alike when printed out.
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There is already a book out called "Voting For
Dummies". In order for it
to
sell in Palm Beach County, Florida, they'll have to first teach most
of the
people to read.
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Everyone in Palm Beach County, Florida Believes in the Ten
Commandments
but
78% of them also believe you can choose five of them.
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Doctor's have discovered the problem with Palm Beach County,
Florida
voters. 68% of them are dyslexic. They thought the word
"vote" was "veto".
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The problem with the ballot in Palm Beach County, Florida
stems from the
fact that it is largely a retirement area. 77% of the retirees use
to be
lawyers. That's the segment who asked for another chance to
vote...they
thought they were filing an appeal.