Some answers to the Mess in Florida
Coca Cola announced today that, starting
immediately, all cans of soda
destined for Palm Beach County, Florida will be clearly stamped on
the
bottom
"OPEN AT OTHER END!"
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The Florida Department of Transportation has finally come up with a
reason
for all the intersection accidents in Palm Beach County, Florida. No
one
knows what the arrows mean!
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Newly released statistic: 87% of the 'blue hairs' in Palm
Beach County,
Florida used to be blondes.
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A recount has been ordered of all bingo card winnings over
the past five
years in Palm Beach County, Florida.
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It was a simple mistake in Palm Beach County, Florida. After
all, the
names
'Gore and Buchanan' look almost exactly alike when printed out.
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There is already a book out called "Voting For
Dummies". In order for it
to
sell in Palm Beach County, Florida, they'll have to first teach most
of the
people to read.
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Everyone in Palm Beach County, Florida Believes in the Ten
Commandments
but
78% of them also believe you can choose five of them.
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Doctor's have discovered the problem with Palm Beach County,
Florida
voters. 68% of them are dyslexic. They thought the word
"vote" was "veto".
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The problem with the ballot in Palm Beach County, Florida
stems from the
fact that it is largely a retirement area. 77% of the retirees use
to be
lawyers. That's the segment who asked for another chance to
vote...they
thought they were filing an appeal.
By Albert W
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