Oldest Profession Joke
There was a doctor, a civil engineer, and a computer scientist
sitting around late one evening, and they got to discussing which
was the oldest profession. The doctor pointed out that according to
Biblical tradition, God created Eve from Adam's rib. This obviously
required surgery, so therefore that was the oldest profession in the
world. The engineer countered with an earlier passage in the Bible
that stated that God created order from the chaos, and that was most
certainly the biggest and best civil engineering example ever, and
also proved that his profession was the oldest profession. The
computer scientist leaned back in her chair, and with a sly smile
responded, "Yes, but who do you think created the chaos?"