Moses Joke

Nine-year-old Joey was asked by his mother what he had learned in
Sunday School. Well, Mom, our teacher told us how God sent Moses
behind enemy lines on a rescue mission to lead the Israelites out
of Egypt. When he got to the Red Sea, he had his engineers build
a pontoon bridge, and all the people walked across safely.  He
used his walkie-talkie to radio headquarters and call in an air
strike.  They sent in bombers to blow up the bridge and all the
Israelites were saved.

"Now, Joey, is that REALLY what your teacher taught you?" his
mother asked.

Well, no, Mom, but if I told it the way the teacher did, you'd
never believe it!

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