Little Leprechaun Joke
A little boy asked his teacher if he could
go to the bathroom, so she said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny, there was no toilet paper so, he
used his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do
you have in yourhand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun, and if I open my hand
he'll get scared away."
He was then sent to the principals office the principal asked him
"What do you have in your hand?" So the little boysaid,
"A little leprechaun, and if I open my hands he'll get scared
away."
He was then sent home and his Mom asked him, "What do you have
in your hand?"
So the little boy said, "Mom, its a little leprechaun, and if
I open my hands
he'll get scared away."
He was sent to his room until his dad came in and said, "What
do you have in
your hand?" "So again the little boy said, "A little
leprechaun and if open
my hands he'll get scared away."
Then his Dad got really mad and yelled, "Open your hands
NOW!"
And the little boy said, "Oh great Dad, now look what you did,
you
scared the **** out of him!"