The visiting church school supervisor asks little Johnny during
Bible class who broke down the walls of Jericho. Little Johnny
replies that he does not know, but it definitely is not him.
The supervisor, taken aback by this lack of basic Bible
knowledge goes to the school principal and relates the whole
The principal replies that he knows little Johnny as well as his
whole family very well and can vouch for them, if little Johnny
said that he did not do it, he as principal is satisfied that it is
Even more appalled the inspector goes to the regional Head of
Education and relates the whole story.
After listening he replies: "I cannot see why you are making
such a big issue out of this; we will get three quotations and fix
the damned wall."