Kids In Hospital
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next
to each other, outside
the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, "What
are you in here for?"
The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out and I'm
a little nervous."
The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had
that done when I was four.
They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of
Jell-O and ice cream.
It's a breeze."
The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"
The first kid says, "A circumcision."
And the second kid says, "Whoa, I had that done when I was
born.
Couldn't walk for a year."
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