EULOGIES Joke
After dying in a car crash, three friends go to
Heaven for orientation. They
are all asked the same question: "When you are in your casket,
and friends and
family are mourning over you, what would you like to hear them say
about you?"
The first guy immediately responds, "I would like to hear them
say that I was
one of the great doctors of my time, and a great family man."
The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a
wonderful husband and
school teacher who made a huge difference in our children of
tomorrow."
The last guy thinks a minute and replies, "I'd like to hear
them say......LOOK,
HE'S MOVING!!!!!