A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of
children while they drew. She would occasionally walk
around to see each child's artwork. As she got to one
little girl who was working diligently, she asked what
the drawing was. The girl replied, "I am drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "but no one knows what
God looks like." Without missing a beat, or looking up
from her drawing the girl replied, "They will in a
A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
Commandments with her 5 and 6 year-olds. After
explaining the commandment "Honor thy Father and thy
mother," she asked, "Is there a commandment that
teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?" One
little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill."
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents
that Billy Brown had kissed her after class. "How did
that happen?," gasped her mother. "It wasn't easy,"
admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me
One day a little girl was sitting and watching her
mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She
suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands
of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette
hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively
asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?" Her
mother replied, "Well, every time that you do
something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my
hairs turns white." The little girl thought about this
revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come
ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"
A 3-year-old went with his dad to see a litter of
kittens. On returning home, he breathlessly informed
his mother that there were two boy kittens and two
girl kittens. "How did you know?" his mother asked.
"Daddy picked them up and looked underneath," he
replied. "I think it's printed on the bottom."
The children had all been photographed, and the
teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy
of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be
to look at it when you are all grown up and say:
"There's Jennifer; she's a lawyer," or "That's
Michael. He's a doctor." A small voice at the back of
the room rang out, "And there's the teacher. She's
A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of
the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he
said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my head, the blood, as
you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in
the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it
that while I am standing upright in the ordinary
position, the blood doesn't run into my feet?" A
little fellow shouted, "Cause yer feet ain't empty."
For weeks, a 6-year old lad kept telling his
first-grade teacher about the baby brother or sister
that was expected at his house. One day the mother
allowed the boy to feel the movements of the unborn
child. The 6-year old was obviously impressed, but
he made no comment. Furthermore, he stopped telling
his teacher about the impending event. The teacher
finally sat the boy on her lap and said, "Tommy,
whatever became of that baby brother or sister you
were expecting at home?" Tommy burst into tears and
confessed, "I think Mommy ate it!"
On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher
said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up
two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room
asked, "How will that help