Abe was well known for his meanness and his ‘eye for a bargain’. One day he
was looking for a cheap wedding present for his niece, so he went into a gift
shop in Golders Green. As he was walking around, he noticed what was previously
an expensive glass crystal vase lying in the corner. It was in 3 pieces. After
some haggling with the owner, Abe bought the broken vase for £1. He then filled
in the congratulations card, wrote out his niece’s name and address and gave
the owner a further £10 so that the broken vase could be gift wrapped and
posted. Abe then left the shop feeling quite pleased with himself. He expected
his niece to think the vase had broken in the mail.
A few days later, he rang his niece to see if the present had arrived.
“Yes, Uncle Abe, but unfortunately, it was in 3 pieces when it was
delivered.”
“What terrible luck.” said Abe, “The Royal mail is getting worse all the
time.”
“It’s a shame,” she replied. “It was so beautifully wrapped. Each piece
separately.”
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