How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!!
Q: Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun?
A: Cos they're always a little short
Q: What is black and
blue and found floating up sidedown in the Irish sea?
A: Someone who's tells a stupid Irish joke
Q: Why did God invent whiskey?
A: So the Irish would never rule the world.
Q:
What is Irish diplomacy?
A: It's the ability to tell a man to go to hell. So that
he will look forward to making the trip.