Q: What's the fastest way to break up a bingo game in Baghdad?
A: You shout out, "B-52"
Q: A rich Iraqi, a poor Iraqi, and Santa Claus all jump off a building, which
one will hit the ground first?
A: The poor Iraqi, the other two don't exist
Q: Have you heard about the new Royal Iraqi Air Force exercise program?
A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head and leave them there.
Q: What should Iraq get for its air defense system?
A: A refund.
Q: Who is an Iraqi Hero?
A: He's the one that waited thirty seconds before he surrendered.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Iraq?
A: Because there is a
target on every corner.
Q: What did Saddam say to George Bush after he invaded Kuwait?
A: Read my lips, I'm pulling out of Kuwait.
Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving?
A: Turkey.
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
Q: What does Saddam Hussein have in common with Fred Flinstone?
A: They both can look out of their window and see rubble!