"You know, the French remind me a little bit of an aging actress of the 1940s who was still trying to dine out on her looks but doesn't have the face for it."
---John McCain, U.S. Senator from Arizona
"You know why the French don't want to bomb Saddam Hussein? Because he hates
America, he loves mistresses and wears a beret. He is French,
"A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually consider Iraq a threat. For example, France wants more evidence. And you know I'm thinking, the last time France wanted more evidence they rolled right through Paris with the German flag." -David Letterman
"The only way the French are going in is if we tell them we found truffles in Iraq." -Dennis Miller
"I would call the French scumbags, but that, of course, would be a disservice to bags filled with scum. I say we invade Iraq, then invade Chirac." -Dennis Miller
"I don't know why people are surprised that France won't help us get
Saddamout of Iraq. After all, France wouldn't help us get the Germans out of
"The last time the French asked for 'more proof' it came marching into Paris
under a German flag."