Dear Abby:
I am a crack dealer in New Jersey who has recently been diagnosed as a
carrier of the HIV virus. My parents live in a suburb of Philadelphia and one of
my sisters, who lives in Bensenville, is married to a transvestite.
My father and mother have recently been arrested for growing and selling
marijuana and are currently dependent on my other two sisters, who are
prostitutes in Jersey City.
I have two brothers. One is currently serving a non-parole life sentence in
Attica for murder of a teenage boy in 1994.The other brother is currently being
held in the Wellington Remand Center on charges of sexual misconduct with his
three children.
I have recently become engaged to marry a former Thai prostitute who lives in
the Bronx and is still a part time "working girl" in a brothel.
All things considered, my main problem is this. I love my fiancée and look
forward to bringing her into the family and I certainly want to be totally
honest with her. Should I tell her about my distant cousin who is French?
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